Better to try and sell a senate seat than be caught with an intern, I always say.  Every times a news report comes on about this Illinois Governor I suddenly zone out the reporter’s voice and think “how on earth does he makes his hair do that?”  That thing makes Donald Trump look normal.  I wonder if his hair is related to Trump’s hair.  And nobody is even thinking to interview Trump’s hair and get it’s opinion on the matter.  It’s just the secret to fame.  Comb your hair like that and you’ll be in the news.  Now…I need to go blow dry my hair if you don’t mind.